3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Book Description
The silliest book on the market that goes far beyond the common knock-knock joke, this compilation makes readers alternately chuckle, snicker, groan and laugh out loud with good clean humor. Each page offers a vast array of witty jokes, puns and riddles with the answers conveniently found on the following page. Every conceivable topic is covered from sports and definitions "not found in Webster's" to the government and matchmaking.


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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES. ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS. A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT. A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED. Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value. Robber : That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy. What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog. Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not. What did one cabinetmaker say to the other? We have to find some time for our shelves. My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom. What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti. SURGEON'S SILLINESS WARNING: Dumb Jokes Are Addictive And Often Cause Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter.


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With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, Music, and much more. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs and insults, knock-knock jokes and "How hot was it?" jokes, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout, a seemingly endless supply of bad puns--each one dumber than the last.


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