Gigantic Book of Riddles

FROM THE PUBLISHER

Ladies and gentlemen, and children of all ages: Announcing the uncontested, no-holds-barred, world champion riddle book! This colossal collection of riddles will keep you and your friends laughing until you cry. Check these out:

What do mummies dance to?

Wrap music. How do baby fish know to swim?

Finstinct.

What do sneakers do when they're angry?

Stick their tongues out. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a canary?

A bird who knows both the words and the music.

What should you do if a bull charges you?

Pay him.