You Know Youﾽre a Republican/Democrat if... FROM THE PUBLISHER
A bi-partisan laugh
at what makes a Republican a Republican and a Democrat a Democrat. Whichever
party you call your own, you'll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out
just a little bit better...
Examples:You
know you're a Republican if...You wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth of
Massachusetts seceded from the Union.You know you're a Democrat if...You
wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.
You know you're a
Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President if he
wasn't black.You know you're a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell
might make a good President if he wasn't conservative.
You know you're a
Republican if...You can't stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your
son's wedding because he's rich.You know you're a Democrat if...You
can't stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter's graduation
party because he's gay.
You know you're a
Republican if...You can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was actually a
Republican!You know you're a Democrat if...You can't fathom that Abraham
Lincoln was actually a Republican!
About the Author:
Frank Benjamin is
the pen name for a VP of Marketing for a bipartisan online university founded by
the governors of 19 western states. He swears that at least one of the
Republican governors he knows does have a sense of humor (but admits that might
be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his
first book. He lives in Utah.
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