Hire Me Dumbass!

- Houston Chronicle
"He's written to some business biggies in ways that will crack you up."


- Todd Rosenberg, author of The Odd Todd Handbook: Hard Times, Soft Couch
"Pure comic relief for disgruntled job hunters everywhere!"


-A Fellow Unemployed American
"On behalf of unemployed folks everywhere...GO JOE!"


Book Description
'Prank' Cover Letters Really Sent from a Real Unemployed American. Joe Mozian, a laid-off marketing pro, tried endlessly to land the perfect job, but with corporate downsizing on the rise, his 'serious inquiries' received no replies. Joe's sense of humor prevailed, turning his job-hunting frustrations into a tongue-in-cheek poke at the whole job-hunting process. He began writing and actually mailing these ridiculous cover letters to accompany his professional resume: Dear Pepsi Human Resource Department, I love Coke... Dear Playboy Human Resource Department, Why do I want to work at Playboy? Two words: naked women... Dear Solomon Smith Barney's Human Resources Department, You are no doubt looking for candidates with intelligence, dedication, ambition and drive. That's great, but what about the rest of us... Dear UPS Human Resources Manager, You are probably wondering why this letter was sent via Federal Express... Dear Fruit of the Loom Human Resources Manager, I go through underwear like crazy. It's gotten so bad I just throw them away after each use. That stated, I would like to be considered for a key marketing position within your organization... Filled with off-the-wall marketing ideas and intimate autobiographical events, Joe's letters are fun-spirited, sometimes shocking, and intent on leaving their recipients wondering, "Is this guy serious?"


About the Author
Anyone who has ever been married, traveled overseas, become a parent, bought a house, lived with their in-laws or got laid-off will bond with the humor of Joe Mozian. That’s right, that’s just about everybody. Marketing man by day, Joe is an award nominated comedian who has been performing stand-up and improv comedy since 1992. His uncanny ability to zero in on what makes his everyday life funny has brought a fresh and unique voice to the world of comedy. Joe has developed a loyal following in clubs around New York and on the web, where thousands of fans routinely visit his innovative websites to read his latest misadventures.


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"He's written to some business biggies in ways that will crack you up." (The Houstos Chronicle)  — The Houston Chronicle


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