The Funny Bride Guide

Click Weekly
The book (The Funny Bride Guide) will have every woman who has been a part of a wedding, from the bride to an invitee of the bridal shower, rolling around the floor laughing! By reading this book, a bride will know the appropriate response to receiving a gift that might be, shall we say, a bit odd: "A crocheted doll toilet paper cover! Look how pretty she is! She's a little toilet paper princess...!" Now the giver will be happy and the bride can chuck the gift at the first opportunity, or put it on top of her Christmas tree.


Sharon Altman, Bride-to-be
This book is an hysterical account of what it's really like to be a bride.


Michelle Caruso, Bride, Divorced, Bride Wannabe
Finally, a bride guide that's fun to read and full of practical tips that are often overlooked.


Sharon Altman, Bride-to-be, September 1999
This book is a hysterical account of what it's really like to be a bride.


Michelle Caruso, Bride, Divorced, Bride Wannabe, August 1999
Finally, a bride guide that's fun to read and full of practical tips that are often overlooked


Click Weekly, September, 1999
The Funny Bride Guide will have every woman who has been a part of a wedding, from the bride to an invitee of the bridal shower, rolling around the floor laughing! By reading this book, a bride will know the appropriate response to receiving a gift that might be, shall we say, a bit odd: "A crocheted doll toilet paper cover! Look how pretty she is! She's a little toilet paper princess...!" Now the giver will be happy and the bride can chuck the gift at the first opportunity, or put it on top of her Christmas tree.


Book Description
The Funny Bride Guide makes the insane process of getting married manageable and fun. In addition, this practical and hilarious book comes complete with a unique "Gift Receiving Section," shower etiquette tips and some not-so-ordinary bridal checklists. This book is the perfect bridal shower gift!


From the Author
The Funny Bride Guide explains why brides feel the need to spend "big bucks" on flowers and food with fancy names. We tell it all...! This is the "Girlfriend's Guide" to getting married! The illustrations alone will have the bride and shower attendees laughing out loud!


From the Back Cover
INCLUDED: A SPECIAL SECTION ON GIFT RECEIVING! Do you know how to: Make each gift you open seem like it is the one you cherish most? Show sincere appreciation for a crocheted toilet paper cover, pioneer cookbook, or velvet replica of the Last Supper? Thank your guest graciously when unwrapping that third coffee or ice cream maker. If you're not sure, then YOU NEED THIS BOOK!


About the Author
Ann Barrett - has been writing since the first grade. This, her first book, is the marriage (no pun intended) of her writing and comedic skills. By trade, Ann is a choreographer and dance instructor in San Francisco at The Dancer's Sygnetics Group. Her colleagues have been anxiously waiting for her to get off the dance floor and onto the typewriter. Wendy Moro - Marrying into a large, traditional Italian family at the ripe age of 29 enabled Wendy to classify herself as a self-proclaimed marital mentor. A marketing and public relations professional by trade, Wendy is a founding partner at Focal Point Communications. Full of big ideas, Wendy saw the opportunity to create a bridal guide that added humor into an otherwise stressful event. As a team, Wendy and Ann take turns being right. They remain friends.


Excerpted from The Funny Bride Guide by Wendy Moro, Ann Barrett. Copyright © 1999. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved
From Introduction: Blah, blah, blah, blah...Who has time for long boring introductions? You are a bride! No matter how long your engagement, time is always short. You have much to plan and organize, and to top it off, you must look perfectly gorgeous by the "Big Day." We will give you quick, no-frills tips to prepare for and sail effortlessly through the Big Day. We have even dedicated a section to a very important part of the wedding: registering for and receiving wedding gifts. Hopefully you'll only be a blushing bride once, so enjoy every minute of it!


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