Sit Down, Shut Up & Hang on: A Biker's Guide to Life

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4 1/4 X 6 3/4 In, 128 Pp, 60 Line

From the Back Cover
This book is equal parts true grit, road grit, and grits and gravy. Consume and enjoy! Ever been out of gas on a lonely country road? Ever seen a Rocky Mountain sunrise through the spokes of a bike? Ever had to depend on your own skill and determination just to get from here to there? Both hilarious and insightful, this collection of one-liners relates not only to motorcycling but more broadly to life. It represents a philosophy that will be instantly recognizable whether or not you ride a motorcycle. A few bikerisms: Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway--it's an attitude. Whatever it is, it's better done in the wind. Bikes don't leak, they mark their territory. The twisties--not the superslabs--separate the bikers from the squids.

Excerpted from Sit Down, Shut Up & Hang on: A Biker's Guide to Life by Penny Powers, Chuck Hays, Anne Mitchell. Copyright © 1997. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Midnight bugs taste best. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need. Wear heavy boots. You can't kick things when you're wearing sneakers. Never argue with a woman holdin' a torque wrench. If you're a complainer, ride at the back of the pack so you won't contaminate the rest of the group.


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