Private Pleasures FROM OUR EDITORS
The Barnes & Noble Review
Revenge couldn't come any sweeter -- or hotter -- than it does in bestselling author Beatrice Small's first contemporary novel. Picture a placid suburban community filled with stay-at-home moms. When one of them, Nora Buckley, is dumped by her husband, her Monday morning coffee klatch decides to boost Nora's spirits: They tell her how to order up The Channel, a techno miracle that transports Nora to an alternate fantasy universe where she arrives looking younger, fitter, and infinitely more attractive. No wonder two hunky men vie for her attention; no wonder it's easy to fulfill any -- no, make that every -- sexual fantasy she's ever had. How all this sexual gratification enables Nora to regain her confidence and turn the tables on her philandering husband, sabotage his upcoming marriage, and foil his plot to cheat her out of all their assets is completely satisfying. Ginger Curwen
FROM THE PUBLISHER
Nora Buckley's worst nightmare has just come true. After years of being a devoted, dutiful housewife, she's found out her husband is leaving her for a younger woman. Then her friends let her in on their delicious and dirty little secret. It's called The Channel, and it lets every woman unleash passions beyond her wildest dreams. Suddenly Nora is living out her most intimate and sensuous fantasies-and before long, she realizes she can have everything she ever wanted.
FROM THE CRITICS
Kirkus Reviews
Don't get mad, get cable. Fiftyish, foolish Nora Buckley, devoted doormat to husband Jeff, just found out that the lout's leaving her for a younger woman. So what's she going to do without his footprints on her face? Gather round, female friends of suburban Ansley Court, and offer sage counsel on wising up, getting a lawyer, establishing credit in your own name, and other practical matters. Unfaithful husbands are a fact of life, and now that the kids have left home and the dog has died, it's time to get down and dirty with the mysterious interactive service for sex-starved women known as The Channel. Here, Nora meets Kyle, an imaginary stud whose supersize penis and indefatigable willingness to please don't remind her one bit of mean old Jeff. Strike a Faustian bargain with the cable company? Why not, says satisfied Nora. Let Jeff rot in hell, and pass the remote. Small, the author of innumerable steamy historicals, serves up a fusty contemporary told for the most part in a 1950s schoolteacher singsong: "This was certainly the wildest dream she had ever had. While she was a little afraid of it, it was also very exciting. None of it was really happening, of course. Yet what if it was real?"Bottom line: the dated dialogue and empty-nest milieu don't make romantic (or erotic) magic, and the crude language may offend some readers.
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