Lives of the Monster Dogs FROM THE PUBLISHER
Here is a first novel like no other: a spellbinding tale that both creates its own fully realized world perspective and provides an incisive look at the ways that humans and animals resemble each other. A group of elegant monster dogs in top hats, tails, and bustle skirts become instant celebrities when they come to New York in 2008. Refugees from a town whose residents had been utterly isolated for a hundred years, the dogs retain the nineteenth-century Germanic culture of the humans who created them. They are wealthy and glamorous and seem to lead charmed lives - but they find adjusting to the modern world difficult, and when a young woman, Cleo Pira, befriends them, she discovers that a strange, incurable illness threatens them all with extinction. When the dogs construct their dream home, a fantastic castle on the Lower East Side, and barricade themselves inside, Cleo finds herself one of the few human witnesses to a mad, lavish party that may prove to be the final act in the drama of the lives of the monster dogs.
FROM THE CRITICS
Barbara Black
The idea of the monster dogs may sound laughable, but there isn't a hint of humour in this dark, poignant fable.
Bakis, a talented young beginner, is exploring the madness of war technology and the slipperiness of our definitions of humanity.
The Montreal Gazette
Lisa Funderburg
What will New York look like on the other side of the millennium? According to Kirsten Bakis' auspicious first novel, life in 2008 isn't much different from life in 1997 ᄑ just as full of fashion victims and only a touch more dangerous. The book's 21-year-old heroine, Cleo Pira, may hide a laser gun in her boot before setting out on head-clearing walks, but no heretofore unknown evil rises up along the way. She is merely adrift ᄑ major-less and manless ᄑ trying to get through NYU and a broken heart when a pack of dogs arrives and takes the city by storm.
These are no ordinary curs: They're the realized dream of Augustus Rank, a devilish (and devilishly-named) Prussian scientist. Rank, a surgeon with homicidal tendencies, drew up plans for his dogs in 1882, then set to work on them in a secret town he established in the Canadian wilds. Only after his death are the dogs completed; they're bred to be super-intelligent, and they're surgically outfitted with artificial hands and voice boxes. After the dogs revolt against their human creators, massacring them and looting their coffers, they head out into civilization ᄑ or, at least, into Manhattan.
Bakis spins out this fantasy with a fair amount of flair. New York is a place where novelty sells, and the dogs pay their way into prominence and suites at the Plaza. Their dress ᄑ slightly altered Prussian formal wear from Rank's era ᄑ becomes the rage. Even those who consider the dogs a hoax are not above bragging about hobnobbing with them, perhaps having "brought them takeout food, pushed an elevator button, recommended a computer, sold them a painting." The lonely Cleo Pira, though, merely seeks companionship that only a mutt can muster. She is immediately transfixed by the curious dogs, noting that "they seemed to live in a world not ruled by the laws of probability, and I thought that any kind of happiness might be possible there."
Loneliness and sorrow are well-rendered here, whether in Cleo's pining to be closer to her two favorite canines or in their anguish at not being human (and, they soon determine with horror, not being long for this world). Less realized is Bakis' futurescape, which seems a device only meant to make the dogs existence more credible; she gives it virtually no distinctive character. A second failing is in her characters: While a handful are carefully drawn, others (especially humans like Cleo's best friend, ex-boyfriend and the servants of her dog friend Ludwig) are distractingly underdeveloped. Bakis has made a respectable debut here, but one stronger in the promise of things to come than in the story at hand. -- Salon
Publishers Weekly
Cosmopolitan Manhattan of 2008 embraces a new breed of immigrant in this weird, fanciful tale of surgically enhanced, talking, bionic canines out on the town as they search for their history and place in the world. Conceived by 19th-century Prussian mad scientist Augustus Rank as an army of superior, fiercely loyal dog soldiers, the monster Pinschers, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Dobermans and other sturdy breeds became fully empowered only many years after his death. Rank's followers, secluded in a remote Canadian village, continued his work, ultimately developing a race of super-intelligent, longer-living dogs trained from birth to use surgically attached mechanical hands, speak fluent German via a mechanical voice box, walk erect and dress in the elegant human fashions of the 1880s. NYU student Cleo Pira develops friendships with a few of the dogs in New York and becomes their liaison to the human press, writing insider articles for Vanity Fair and other chic magazines. Cleo narrates the novel, incorporating excerpts from the papers of Ludwig Von Sacher, the dogs' historian. First-novelist Bakis holds the reader in thrall for much of her imaginative tale, but, disappointingly, the dogs never emerge as strong characters. Though the reader gains some understanding of Ludwig through his writing, Cleo's conversations with the dogs are uniformly abrupt and anti-climactic. Instead, Bakis offers more of a dream vision that, ultimately, might be all in Cleo's head. Fortunately, that vision is engaging in its own right and, through Bakis's storytelling skill, makes for an audacious, intriguing and ultimately haunting debut. (Feb.)
Library Journal
A clever, compelling Frankenstein story for the millennium, Bakis's first novel draws the reader into an improbable near-future phenomenon and makes it beguilingly real. In 1897 German scientist Augustus Rank flees with his followers to a remote Canadian location, where they labor in secret toward Rank's dream of engineering an advanced race of soldier dogs. A century later, the dogs are perfected-natural but hyperintelligent canines fitted with voice-boxes and prosthetic hands, trained in human pursuits and standing erect. They revolt, destroy their makers, and, dressed in 19th-century formal wear, find their way to 21st-century New York City. This book is the story of New York's experience of these now-peaceful marvels, of their history and misleading glamor, and, particularly, of the relationship between human narrator Cleo Pira and the wise and troubled canine historian, Ludwig von Sacher. This classic monster story, tragic and philosophical, is simply marvelous. A poised and accomplished debut; highly recommended.-Janet Ingraham, Worthington P.L., Ohio
AudioFile - Yuri Rasovsky
As presented here, this first novel has a split personality. Owing much to Huxley's Brave New World and Wells's Island Of Dr. Moreau, it tells of dogs made humanoid by a mad scientist who make quite an impression when they first appear in civilization. The narrative ping-pongs between two first-person eyewitnesses, a male monster dog and a female human. Mary Jo Smith's human has no personality to speak of. She warms up after the first half-hour, growing more interesting, if not more adept. In her amateurish mouth the tale sounds silly. George Delhoyo's melancholy dog growls in deadpan, low tones that suggest a sly wit in the writing. So whether you smile knowingly with the author or snicker at her depends upon which reader has the mike. Y.R. cAudioFile, Portland, Maine
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