Strip Poker FROM THE PUBLISHER
"When Vincent Gambuzzo, the not-so-bright proprietor of the Tiffany Gentleman's Club in Panama City, Florida, loses his business playing poker, his headliner, exotic dancer Sierra Lavotini, faces a crisis. The new sign out front reads BIG MIKE'S HOUSE OF BOOTY, and Big Mike's new business strategy leaves a little to be desired in the class department and even less to the imagination of the increasingly rambunctious clientele." "As the dancers' unofficial leader and mother hen, Sierra leads most of her coworkers in a walkout and schemes to restore Vincent to power. But he's in jail, charged with murdering a man in a shootout at the end of that same disastrous poker game. Can Sierra prove Vincent innocent, help her fellow out-of-work dancers, and manage to make next month's trailer payment without a job?" With the help of her neighbor Raydean, her on-again boyfriend, Panama City Homicide Detective John Nailor, and her "uncle," "Big Moose" Lavotini of the New Jersey syndicate, of course she can, and it adds up to another fantastic ride in this hilarious and sexy series.
FROM THE CRITICS
Publishers Weekly
What a game! (Note the title.) What a dame! Sierra Lavotini, the gutsy, busty, blonde exotic dancer who moonlights as a catcher of bad guys, is back for her fourth raunchy and amusing adventure (after 2000's Film Strip). Sierra, along with her fellow dancers, is out of a job after Vincent Gambuzzo, the dim owner of Tiffany Gentleman's Club, loses it in a poker game. When a gang of hoods bursts into the room to seize the take, in the ensuing fracas one player, Denny, is killed and the bouncer is badly injured. The police, including Sierra's boyfriend, John Nailor, arrest Vincent for murder, since the fatal bullet came from his gun. At Denny's wake, Sierra literally stumbles on another corpse. And so it goes. This girl is a magnet for trouble, as one of her friends points out. But with the help of her familiar supporting cast of characters, notably Raydean, her lovable but certifiable trailer-park neighbor, and Fluffy, her hairless Chihuahua, you can count on Sierra to sort it all out. Sierra displays her usual uninhibited candor and bad grammar, neither of which can be attributed to Sister Frances, a former teacher, whose advice she often gives herself. Sierra and Nailor, now an established couple after a long flirtation, enjoy steamy sex, but unexpected competition enters in the person of "Big Moose" Lavotini, a New Jersey mobster whom Sierra has long claimed sight unseen as her uncle to impress others of his ilk. While the murders are satisfactorily resolved, the author leaves a lot of loose ends that need to be tied up and soon! (Nov. 12) FYI: Bartholomew is also the author of the Maggie Reid series (Your Cheatin' Heart). Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Sierra Lavotini's craziest Christmas ever begins when her boss Vincent Gambuzzo loses the Tiffany Gentleman's Club to charter-boat captain Mike Riggs in a poker game. Before the club's new owner has the time to savor his victory, armed robbers break into the club, and the resulting gunfire leaves one of the cardplayers, whining Dennis Watley, dead, and Tiffany bouncer Bruno Bronkowski nearly so. But the thieves, when Sierra (Movie Strip, 2000, etc.), in the first of many unlikely developments, makes contact with them, insist they didn't kill anybody, and indeed the bullet that killed Denny came from Vincent's gun. Since Vincent doesn't have the gumption to shoot anyone, Sierra knows he's been set up by somebody else in the room when the shots broke out. Was it Busted Beaver owner Izzy Rodriguez? Undercover vice cop Joe Nolowicki? Distracting Barbie doll Angel (nee Yolanda)? A member of the Tiffany staff? Riggs himself? The puzzle is so simple it ought to be a real teaser, but instead of developing it, Bartholomew piles on distractions. Sierra and her fellow exotic dancers, now unemployed, are propositioned by slimy Izzy. Sierra's called back to Philadelphia by her mother's illness. Sierra worries that her lover, Panama City Beach Detective John Nailor, is getting back together with his ex. Moose Lavotini, the Cape May mobster Sierra's mendaciously claimed as a relation, turns up in the flesh. Sierra finds another corpse. It's all in good fun, though you have to feel for Sierra's psychotic neighbor Raydean when she asks, "You ever think you might have an attention-span problem?"